I got a nosebleed in the shower and I swear to God it looked like I murdered someone in there

sch-uwu-lchen:

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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#text

cl0udstrife:

relelvance:

meat-wand:

what’s the point in hooking up with older men if they can’t even host? you’re 43 with 2 roommates????

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

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twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  • saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
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#text#about me

lonelyroommp3:

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putting this one forward to be heard by the great people’s jury of tumblr.com because i like to start arguments over nothing

is 7:20 “around 7”? no nuance button provided you must decide

yes

no

nieyao:

totopopopo:

totopopopo:

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

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heavensghost:

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

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#text#about me

Leave Kevin alone to work a normal job and go to college with his girlfriend and have his weird ass space dog please

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