I got a nosebleed in the shower and I swear to God it looked like I murdered someone in there
I got a nosebleed in the shower and I swear to God it looked like I murdered someone in there
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
what’s the point in hooking up with older men if they can’t even host? you’re 43 with 2 roommates????
I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
You are now a furry; what is your species
Hybrid of some sort
an insect……
something aquatic or a fish
a fantasy creature but not a dragon
rrrrrrreptile
something that flies but not a dragon so like a bird or something
a fucking dragon
something canine or feline
some fairly common mammal that isnt a canine or feline
a weird rare mammal
a dinosaur
something else because i couldn’t fit enough options on this poll
putting this one forward to be heard by the great people’s jury of tumblr.com because i like to start arguments over nothing
what is the closest description to your Gender™
nitrogen and post-it notes
dead wasps and dirty bones
rose quartz and lemongrass
crackers and hammerhead sharks
viscera in a baby crib
a puddle of soup in an empty mall
radioactive sourdough
a perfectly functioning ps2
blue fuzzy dice that smell like pie
a fancy bathtub in a flower field
squid ink and nutmeg
a body bag full of tea
no “other/see results” option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE
YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,
EVERYONE!
a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected
sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
First post on Tumblr hi
Leave Kevin alone to work a normal job and go to college with his girlfriend and have his weird ass space dog please